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50 Ridiculous Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Out Loud

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You must have heard a ton of knock-knock jokes in your life. Admittedly, they are goofy and juvenile but it’s almost physically impossible not to complete a knock-knock exchange. Whether it leaves you hissing, groaning or laughing, a good knock knock joke is always worth it. Here are 50 of the best knock knock jokes that you can share with your family, friends or tinder date to brighten their day.

Flirty knock knock jokes

Flirty knock knock jokes sexualize an interaction and if there is a shared appreciation of dirty humor, chances of the relationship going to the next level are greatly improved. Good flirty knock knock jokes could hold you in good stead the next time you go out on a date.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Honeybee

Honeybee who?

Honeybee nice and open the door.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Kiss

Kiss who?

ME!

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Ben

Ben who?

Ben over and kiss me

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Leena

Leena who?

Leena little closer I will tell you

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Disguise

Disguise who?

This guy as your boyfriend

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cheese

Cheese who?

Cheese a cute girl

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Al

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Egg

Egg who?

Eggcited to meet you

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya

Kenya who?

Keeenya feel the looove tonite!

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Aldo

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.

 

Family knock knock jokes

Family knock-knock jokes are a rite of passage for most of us. Family is after all about being silly together.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Says

Says who?

Says me, that’s who

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Ohms!

Ohms who?

Sherlock Ohms at your service!

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Radio

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Kook

Kook who?

Don’t call me cuckoo

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Amish

Amish who?

Really? You don’t look like a shoe to me

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Me

Me who?

Just me.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Leaf!

Leaf who?

Leaf the house, you are no longer the owner

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

It’s me, come on honey, I just want to see the kids

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Luke

Luke who?

Look through the keyhole and see!

 

Killer knock knock jokes

Do you know what’s better than a good Knock knock joke? One that is really bad. Killer knock-knock jokes are so ridiculous that they make you laugh even when your body is wincing at their stupidity.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

No one

No one who

(Remain silent)

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

The Doctor

Doctor who?

No, no. Just the Doctor

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Someone who’s too short to ring the doorbell

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Robin

Robin who?

Robin you! Hand over the money

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Slaps you

I will ask the questions

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Deja

Deja Who?

Knock Knock.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Rude interrupting cow

Rude interru…

Mooooo!

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

I eat map

I eat map who?

Really?

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

*door slams open smashing you against the wall*

The door.

 

Dark knock knock jokes

Studies have proven that laughing at dark knock knock jokes doesn’t make you a bad person. It only means you are smart. People who appreciate sinister humor are also more likely to be less aggressive and show increased resistance to negative feelings compared to their counterparts who turn their noses up at it. If you are going to poke fun at morbid topics though, you better kill it.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cook

Cook who?

Exactly!

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Justin

Justin who?

You’re just in time to wipe my ass

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me out of the dungeon

  1. Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Not Sally

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Beats

Beats who?

You, if you don’t give me your money

  1. Why did the chicken cross the road

To hunt somebody down

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

The chicken

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Your dad

But my dad’s dead

I know, just reminding you

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Grandpa

Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting doctor

The inter…

You’ve got cancer

 

School jokes

Knock knock jokes work because they take advantage of linked speech. Practicing pronunciation and linked speech in school is a vital part of learning how to speak with fluency. That said teachers can employ school knock-knock jokes to teach fluency to their students. They are more fun than songs and poetry. Good examples of educative knock knock humor include the following.  

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Broken Pencil

Broken pencil who?

Never mind. It’s a pointless joke.

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

From

From who?

Actually, it’s from whom!

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says

Cow says who?

No, a cow says moo

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Abie

Abie who

ABIE…C, D, E, F, G, H..

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say

Owls say who?

Yes, they do

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell who

WHO

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

I am

I am who?

You mean you don’t know who you are?

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Tamara

Tamara who?

Tamara is another school day

  1. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

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